So you are probably wondering why there was no February forecast and where the heck your brother Romanesco has wandered off to.  Here are the bullet points for last month:

The 3 main things to look forward to (with joy not terror) this month is: 

Mercury Retrograde ending in Sagittarius January 19th.  No more travel delays or scandals around father figures!

Mars retrograde ending in Taurus January 13th.  This means war and momentum will be moving forward so may not be the best thing for those seeking for peace (okay I lied maybe a little bit of terror).  Good thing I am an Aries rising!

Sun moving into Capricorn.  Time to climb that mountain and build up your busyness!

With all of this forward momentum resuming after the chaotic quagmire of 2022 don’t be left behind.  Focus on that heart muscle not mental hustle and surround yourself with those who love, support you and get BUSY!!

Sorry to break it to you Negative Nathan’s and Debbie Downers but THERE IS NOTHING HORRIBLE HAPPENING THIS MONTH! Surprising huh?  After that rollercoaster pre and post lunar eclipse in November it feels as if we are all suffering from some celestial trauma where we unconsciously tense ourselves at every transit.

I cannot emphasize how important this Lunar eclipse is and what is about to happen to our world. ONLY FOCUS ON BLOOD BROTHERS AND SISTERS i.e. THOSE WHO WILL BLEED FOR YOU. IGNORE BIRDS WHO WILL LEAVE YOU WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH.

This October is all about the explosive solar eclipse in Libra on October 25th. An eclipse is like a starting gun at a race that initiates the new cycle for that sign. Since Ketu (the anti-wish planet of suck) is in Libra this will be a de-evolution cycle where peace, diplomacy and contracts will break down over the world. Make sure you stay close with your blood brothers and blood sisters (literal or figurative) during this time and stay away from shallow, airy people.

Although humorous, this true story (I swear) illustrates the most basic and overlooked concept about astrology. It was not invented by the Babylonians or Indians and it was not invented by looking at the stars. It was invented by cave people studying the nature around them for one reason only - to survive and not die! By taking the infinite recipe of life and grouping it into 12 separate ingredients of nature (the signs), early man and woman were able to make sense of the chaos of their existence and create a system of knowledge to pass down to their ancestors and continue their DNA. But how were these environmental ingredients classified?

This September is all about VIRGO, VIRGO, VIRGO! With Sun, Venus and Mercury all joining the party. Get ready to be “Blinded by science” juice cleanses, arguing and some much needed health and healing with all of this energy.

I am super excited to debut my first free Zoom class ever on August 24th at 4pm Hawaiian Time.! This is on one of my favrotie topics the New Moon/Full Moon wish cycle and my “Get Wish Quick” method. It is only a 2 week cycle, is super easy fun and GUARANTEED to make our wishes come true as long as we know our correct Vedic Rising Sign. Please watch the short video below and sign up for the class soon as I only have space for 100 people.

Let’s make all of our wishes come true together!

What is the best way to describe how August will feel? Did you ever see the SNL sketch with Mike Meyers as the hyper-hypo kid? The child who was hyperactive and hypoglycemic? Imagine Mars and Aries as that but with a flamethrower, firecrackers and redbull. See GIF below for symbolic inspiration to meditate on.

The new moon is on July 28th at 1:55pm EST in the motherly, tender sign of Cancer ruled by (guess who?) the MOON! Full moon is on August 13th at 2:38pm in the social status, “step on your head to get to the top” sign of Capricorn ruled by Saturn. Cancer rules rivers, waterfalls and rain while Capricorn rules mountains and buildings.

Work in progress. Stay tuned for more updates…

Yes this is one of the rare most fun predictions an astrologer can make. Yes your dreams will come true! YES this is a time to manifest and WOMANifest our wishes! No, nothing horrible is likely to happen. Nearly all of the inner planets will be in their own signs from July 2nd-July 13th with July 2nd being the super critical, money maker day with the moon being in its own sign of Cancer.

This new moon plants its seed in Gemini, the sign of air that changes.  Mercury, God of Storms, paper money and silly cat videos on Tik Tok!  This is an excellent opportunity for us all to bulk up that faith muscle and watch how a little…okay maybe a LOT of chaos and change through the power of the moon into a magical early birthday present.

Sticky and sweet! Will the fertile new moon in Taurus bless you with love or money?

I have spent a lot of time feeling on what type of astrologer I want to be for my clients. Sometimes I feel pressure to imitate what other astrologers are doing because I am afraid that if I don’t, I won’t be successful. That is why I named my company “Make Love With Astrology”…