September 2022 Monthly Horoscope Predictions by Zodiac Sign
Please note I am referring to the Vedic Astrology, sidereal zodiac that astronomers use which FEELS MORE ACCURATE than western astrology. Astronomers have to be accurate or their satellites will blow up. Your TRUE zodiac sign is actually 24 degrees back to the previous zodiac sign than on the western zodiac. Don’t know your Vedic chart? Sign up for a FREE Vedic Astrology Reading and I’ll do it for you!
This September is all about VIRGO, VIRGO, VIRGO! With Sun, Venus and Mercury all joining the party. Get ready to be “Blinded by science” juice cleanses, arguing and some much needed health and healing with all of this energy.
LET’S GET TO IT!!!
Full Moon Aquarius Time to Party With Our Friends: September 9
Every new moon a seed is planted in a sign that will fruit and bloom 2 weeks later during the Full Moon in another sign. Imagine a sunflower seed being planted during the new moon that then blossoms into something quite unexpected on the Full Moon; a fragrant rose blossom!
This is one of my favorite astrological cycles to predict because it is so short (only 2 weeks) and the full moon results always seem different yet related to our new moon's intentions. Reading the rising sign horoscopes below and embodying their energies is like fertilizer for new moon wish-making; let’s harvest some juicy wishes!
So look at what house Leo rules and focus that energy of birth, creativity, art and expression in that house. Then when the full moon comes around in Aquarius focus the energy of culture, tribe, community and tradition in that area of life house. It will come true I promise!
Mercury Exalted Retrograde in Virgo and is Strong AF: September 9-October 1
Mercury is the god of Gemini which rules storms, social media, fiat currency and annoying things like bugs and cell phone notifications. It is also lords over Virgo the sign of forests, diets, arguing and nerds. Mercury loves to problem solve and get attention and it is exalted in his own sign of Virgo which makes him strong. But being retrograde means that he will be the most powerful god in the heavens and really throwing his ADHD weight around until he leaves.
Retrograde just means 2 things:
Mercury is the closest to the earth out of his entire orbit and will be super strong. He is on your couch watching Netflix, in your fridge eating straight out of your Ben & Jerrys “Cherry Garcia” ice cream. He is in town and is going TO LET YOU KNOW IT!
Retrograde just means “one step back” not “two steps forward”. So whatever project, person etc. began around August 21 is about to be delayed and reassessed.
Good news is retrogrades (especially Mercury ones) are super easy to predict and track. Pay close attention to the days he goes retrograde (one step back) and then goes direct again (one step forward) because that is when the events happen in our lives.
Neptune Retrogrades back into Aquarius to Give Illusions to the Masses: September 11-Dec 3
Neptune is like Jupiters bigger, badder brother and really carries the energy of Pisces of surrender and loss but on a larger, societal scale. Imagine illusions and dreams but not necessarily the good kind that give you hope but the bad kind that get you into accidents or situations that you regret later. It is possible to channel this mermaid/man energy but we have to always remember and be aware that mirages do not exist!
Aquarius is the fixed air sign that rules fixed relationships like community, tribe, parties, teams and culture. The glue, food, clothes, music and silly jokes that keep a culture together.
Retrograde means what I said about Mercury above. Powerful and delays.
So this translates on a global level that we are about to see another round of propaganda and illusions descend upon the world likely regarding some new threat that is designed to scare the sheep people sheeple into submission. Get ready to see people lose their minds again like the last time the “C word” came around.
Sun Does a Juice Cleanse in Virgo: September 16-October 17
Sun is the god of fixed fire which rules creativity, birth, expression, children and laughing so hard milk comes out your nose. Wherever it goes it literally illuminates and allows that sign to shine its light all over the world.
Virgo is the sign of earth that changes and rules health, diets, healing, doctors, lawyers, arguing, service, servants and nerds. So a really good time to focus on solving problems and healing areas of your life related to whatever house Virgo rules below.
Venus Debilitated in Virgo, You Will Fight With Your Lover: September 25-October 18
Venus rules the fixed earth sign of Taurus which is fertility, wealth and pleasure. If it looks good, sounds good, smells good, tastes good or feels good it is Taurus. Also, rules the cardinal (movement) air sign of Libra which is harmonious, beautiful relationships, business and romantic partners.
Ever notice how disharmonious scientists are? You give a flower to a scientist and they can’t appreciate the beauty. They just want to dissect it like a frog and cannot “stop and smell the roses.” Ever notice how expensive lawyers are and how they love dividing up a divorced couple's wealth?
Venus is debilitated in Virgo (worst placement) so expect a lot of fighting over money, resources and just general lack of respect for the beauty and harmony that Venus provides us. Yes you will get into many fights with your lover during this time. Try to existentially kink that sh*t and enjoy it! It is only temporary…With Mercury retrograde and Sun there as well very important time to SAVE YOUR MONEY!!!!
Saturn Squares Honey Badger Wildfire Wormhole Cosmic ClusterF#$K in Aries: September 14-October 14
Remember how you had some giant spiritual awakening around August 1st? Yeah it was cool but intense right? This is like a cosmic finger reopening that wound for a bit with the real money shot intense day being September 30. Go slow, breathe and prepare to be re-awakened.
New Moon Virgo September 25, Full Moon Pisces October 9: Solve our problems by surrendering them
Every new moon a seed is planted in a sign that will fruit and bloom 2 weeks later during the Full Moon in another sign. Imagine a sunflower seed being planted during the new moon that then blossoms into something quite unexpected on the Full Moon; a fragrant rose blossom!
This is one of my favorite astrological cycles to predict because it is so short (only 2 weeks) and the full moon results always seem different yet related to our new moon's intentions. Reading the rising sign horoscopes below and embodying their energies is like fertilizer for new moon wish-making; let’s harvest some juicy wishes!
So look at what house Virgo rules and focus that energy of problem solving, health and service in that house. Then when the full moon comes around in Pisces focus the energy of surrender, loss and fantasy in that area of life house. It will come true I promise!
