This is Romanesco, and the Mercury retrograde hell is over. The season of Virgo, the scientist, and Elon Musk has begun. Keep watching for your September horoscope predictions.

I’m going to make this quick and simple because I know you all have more important stuff to do before we begin.

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Hello, my brothers and my sisters. This is Romanesco, your astrologer coming at you with a very, very important breaking update.

So as you probably know, President Trump has been shot at an assassination attempt at his rally in Pennsylvania, and while whether astrology causes it or whether merely reflects it, we don't care. But what is the reason behind this?

Aloha my wizards and my priestesses! I'm Romanesco and I'm here to do quickly and simply, with a lot of magic, give you your zodiac sign predictions, and transits for the month of June.

Mercury Retrograde is going to be happening from April 2 until April 26. And it's gonna f@k up all of our lives. But don't worry. I'm here to show you how to take that stormy energy and just surf that beautiful wave like a champ. Keep watching brothers and sisters.

Okay, brothers and sisters, this isn't going to be a rushed or fast video, because I'm going to take my time this is a video you're gonna want to bookmark and save and come back to for the next year and a half.  Because in the 18 years I've been doing Vedic Astrology, there is a planet of trends, there is a year and a half cycle, which is the most important cycle for predictions to see what's going to happen, always guaranteed to come true. So in our lives, in the world, there is a planet. This is a planet of wishes, it is a genie planet, just like Robin Williams in Aladdin. This planet is called Rahu, the north node of the moon, the dragon's head, and wherever this planet goes, it's a year and a half cycle every year and a half it changes houses and changes signs in our life granting a brand new wish that is guaranteed to come true. This is the wish making King making planet whatever sign it is in it makes that sign the most popular sign, the most strongest sign the prom king prom queen sign out of the whole Zodiac for a year and a half. 

Mercury's going retrograde from August 23. through September 15. There will be scandals in Hollywood around child trafficking. And there will be delays and obstacles in your life around your creativity. What's going to happen? Keep watching. I'm romanesco and if you make love with astrology like I do you better share this with your brothers and sisters right now. Because we got to all learn how to get through this together.

Alright, everybody. I'm very excited to give my August predictions today. And I'm excited to make it short. Remember, go to my blog for your specific predictions for your rising sign. I get very detailed, and I love my blog, I can add GIFS and get super funny. Well, the energy of this month of August is being out of control. Control. And yeah, there's a lot of out of control and drowning energy going on with Retrogrades with new moons ghandanta with Venus gandanta, so just prepare to be out of control. Watch other people get out of control and watch emotions to run high. A lot of floods of emotions, Floods, those emotions flow through you, like the ocean and cleanse you. The brake is on instead of the gas. Don't worry, it will pass.

I'm really excited to be here today, because this is the first in a brand new series called BLESSons, which is blessings, and lessons. These are the random lessons and blessings that I experience going throughout my day. And I'm going to share it with you and you're gonna watch and listen or otherwise, why would you be here? So this is BLESSons, episode #0. And this is about having the courage of a child. And let me illustrate with a story.

So I really don’t understand why so many people felt like the world was going to end in March.  I get it “Mars' ' is in “MARch' ' but there were not alot of astrological sparks to start that fire at that time.  April is wwwwaaaaayyyyy different and is probably what all of you perma-doomsdayers, preppers and warmongers have been waiting for.

So you are probably wondering why there was no February forecast and where the heck your brother Romanesco has wandered off to.  Here are the bullet points for last month:

The 3 main things to look forward to (with joy not terror) this month is: 

Mercury Retrograde ending in Sagittarius January 19th.  No more travel delays or scandals around father figures!

Mars retrograde ending in Taurus January 13th.  This means war and momentum will be moving forward so may not be the best thing for those seeking for peace (okay I lied maybe a little bit of terror).  Good thing I am an Aries rising!

Sun moving into Capricorn.  Time to climb that mountain and build up your busyness!

With all of this forward momentum resuming after the chaotic quagmire of 2022 don’t be left behind.  Focus on that heart muscle not mental hustle and surround yourself with those who love, support you and get BUSY!!

Sorry to break it to you Negative Nathan’s and Debbie Downers but THERE IS NOTHING HORRIBLE HAPPENING THIS MONTH! Surprising huh?  After that rollercoaster pre and post lunar eclipse in November it feels as if we are all suffering from some celestial trauma where we unconsciously tense ourselves at every transit.

I cannot emphasize how important this Lunar eclipse is and what is about to happen to our world. ONLY FOCUS ON BLOOD BROTHERS AND SISTERS i.e. THOSE WHO WILL BLEED FOR YOU. IGNORE BIRDS WHO WILL LEAVE YOU WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH.

This October is all about the explosive solar eclipse in Libra on October 25th. An eclipse is like a starting gun at a race that initiates the new cycle for that sign. Since Ketu (the anti-wish planet of suck) is in Libra this will be a de-evolution cycle where peace, diplomacy and contracts will break down over the world. Make sure you stay close with your blood brothers and blood sisters (literal or figurative) during this time and stay away from shallow, airy people.

Although humorous, this true story (I swear) illustrates the most basic and overlooked concept about astrology. It was not invented by the Babylonians or Indians and it was not invented by looking at the stars. It was invented by cave people studying the nature around them for one reason only - to survive and not die! By taking the infinite recipe of life and grouping it into 12 separate ingredients of nature (the signs), early man and woman were able to make sense of the chaos of their existence and create a system of knowledge to pass down to their ancestors and continue their DNA. But how were these environmental ingredients classified?

This September is all about VIRGO, VIRGO, VIRGO! With Sun, Venus and Mercury all joining the party. Get ready to be “Blinded by science” juice cleanses, arguing and some much needed health and healing with all of this energy.