December 2022 Monthly Horoscope Predictions by Zodiac Sign
Please note I am referring to the Vedic Astrology, sidereal zodiac that astronomers use which FEELS MORE ACCURATE than western astrology. Astronomers have to be accurate or their satellites will blow up. Your TRUE zodiac sign is actually 24 degrees back to the previous zodiac sign than on the western zodiac. Don’t know your Vedic chart? Sign up for a FREE Vedic Astrology Reading and I’ll do it for you!
Sorry to break it to you Negative Nathan’s and Debbie Downers but THERE IS NOTHING HORRIBLE HAPPENING THIS MONTH! Surprising huh? After that rollercoaster pre and post lunar eclipse in November it feels as if we are all suffering from some celestial trauma where we unconsciously tense ourselves at every transit.
The most popular sign this month is the wanderlust alchemist Sagittarius which rules justice, adventure, wizards, hero’s journey, spirituality, father and nature. Expect big news with different court cases and reversals of decisions especially near the end of month around Mercury Retrograde.
This is truly a lucky and blessed time because Sagittarius is a fire sign but the fire of life. Nothing is cooler than life and yes there is such a thing as “the best sign” and it is Sagittarius. Why else would the centaur aim so high?
Wherever the Sun goes is what sign is the KING for that month so go and study nature, wander without a goal, speak from your heart and CALL YOUR FATHER AND TELL HIM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM!
PS Sagittarius rules the hips so ecstatic dance your butt off.
PPS Big thanks to Elizabeth Weihmiller for help with the predictions! A great friend and a great astrologer!! https://elizabethweihmiller.com/
LET’S GET TO IT!!!
Pele Volcano Erupts and We Predicted It With Vedic Astrology
No I am not a Guru, yes I am wrong often but damn didn’t I call this Pele eruption with these 2 videos posted 3 weeks before? “Big Changes Coming to Hawaii”.
Pele is just the beginning as the lunar eclipse was fully visible over these lovely islands and the effect will be felt for the next 5.5 months.
If you are Ohana on these islands ROMANESCO HAS GOT YOUR BACK! Reach out to me if Pele’s love for you gets too hot and I will help you find food and temporary lodging on other islands.
Exalted Full Moon Dec 8 in Taurus Conjunct Mars Retrograde: Fight for Fertility Full Moon
Every new moon a seed is planted in a sign that will fruit and bloom 2 weeks later during the Full Moon in another sign. Imagine a sunflower seed being planted during the new moon that then blossoms into something quite unexpected on the Full Moon; a fragrant rose blossom!
The moon is exalted in Taurus i.e. especially in the nakshatra (mini Taurus chunk) Rohini which is why it is called the “Moon’s favorite wife”. The moon rules nurturing rain and growth and the fertile farm fields of Taurus love to soak up all the wetness. So expect beauty and art to thrive this time.
HOWEVER, it is conjunct and rabid, pissed off kicked in the nuts Mars. Imagine a beauty queen on bath salts. This is sexy/deadly, beautiful disaster, fight for fertility and the feminine, warriors of the earth. Expect feminism to come back strong this full moon
This is one of my favorite astrological cycles to predict because it is so short (only 2 weeks) and the full moon results always seem different yet related to our new moon's intentions. Reading the rising sign horoscopes below and embodying their energies is like fertilizer for new moon wish-making; let’s harvest some juicy wishes!
So look at what house Scorpio rules and focus that energy of pain into pleasure, trash into treasure and angel of death in that house. Then when the full moon comes around in Taurus focus the energy of wealth, fertility and pleasure in that area of life house. It will come true I promise!
Sun in Sagittarius Dec 16: Express Your Wanderlust Adventurer
The Sun (MY KING!) is my favorite planet and rules the fixed fire sign of Leo which rules birth, creativity, time, baking in the oven, children, investing, gold. It is our planet of expressions and where our light shines.
Sagittarius is the wanderlust alchemist which rules justice, adventure, wizards, hero’s journey, spirituality, father and nature. Think Frodo and Gandalf in The Lord of the RingsPay attention to social media during this time and how the art will reflect life and life reflect art. Justice, truth, adventure, dancing and love of nature will reign supreme.
New Moon Dec 23 in Sagittarius:Turn that lead into gold
Every new moon a seed is planted in a sign that will fruit and bloom 2 weeks later during the Full Moon in another sign. Imagine a sunflower seed being planted during the new moon that then blossoms into something quite unexpected on the Full Moon; a fragrant rose blossom!
This is one of my favorite astrological cycles to predict because it is so short (only 2 weeks) and the full moon results always seem different yet related to our new moon's intentions. Reading the rising sign horoscopes below and embodying their energies is like fertilizer for new moon wish-making; let’s harvest some juicy wishes!
So look at what house Sagittarius rules and focus that energy of justice, adventure, wizards, hero’s journey, spirituality, father and nature in that house. Then when the full moon comes around in Gemini focus the energy of communication, platypuses, ADD/ADHD people, social media in that area of life house. It will come true I promise!
Mercury Retrograde in Sagittarius Dec 29-Jan 19: Time to Go Back to Wizard School Mr. Potter
Do you remember that ADD, class clown kid in school who would piss off the teacher and disrupt the other students. Well he’s back!!!!!
Mercury is the god of Gemini which rules storms, social media, fiat currency and annoying things like bugs and cell phone notifications. Jupiter the god of Sagittarius, is the energy of justice, adventure, wizards, hero’s journey, spirituality, father and nature. Mercury is the student and Sagittarius is the teacher but keep reading because the student is now the teacher my young padawan.
Being retrograde means that he will be the most powerful god in the heavens and really throwing his ADHD weight around until he leaves.
Retrograde just means 2 things:
Mercury is the closest to the earth out of his entire orbit and will be super strong. He is on your couch watching Netflix, in your fridge eating straight out of your Ben & Jerrys “Cherry Garcia” ice cream. He is in town and is going TO LET YOU KNOW IT!
Retrograde just means “one step back” not “two steps forward”. So whatever project, person etc. began around August 21 is about to be delayed and reassessed.
When Mercury retrograde ends (goes direct) we are back into the 2 steps forward part of the cycle. So expect social media to explode with news about justice, nature, teachers, fathers and just running rampant around the classroom. Mr. Potter took too much of his ritalin and the Hogwarts teachers can’t keep him in his seat! Stay calm and don’t get too distracted!!
